Conversations with Eden

Today, Eden has seemed extra funny in her conversation.  She's beginning to say big words (mostly completely out of context) like interrupt, concentrate, and dedication.  :) 

We were riding in the car today on the way home from 'school' when we had the following conversation; 

E: Mama, where's my highchair
Me: Your highchair?
E: Yeah, my highchair, the one Santa bringed me 
Me: Baby, you don't have a highchair.  Do you mean Isla's highchair that she uses? 
E: No, my highchair.  The one I sit in.  
Me: Eden, you haven't sat in a highchair in a long time.  You don't use one anymore because you're not a baby anymore.  Highchairs are for babies.  You're a big girl now.  
E: Ughhhh!  Look at myself, Mom.  I'm still little!


Another doozie...

Christian had just gotten in from work when he sat down in the living room to chat with Eden and I.  Eden was telling him about her day and saying how she didn't get to swing today.  

E: I didn't get to swing today.  I don't get to swing for 2 days cause I hit my head dis morning. 
Chrish:  Well, yes and you hit your head because you were leaning too far back in the swing
E: I didn't swing today because I hit my head
Chrish: Yes, I know, but that was because you didn't listen to Ms. Gail.  You hit your head because you were leaning too far back in the swing.  
E: I didn't swing because I hit my head, you turd! 

LOL!!! How do you keep from laughing at that?! I mean I know you're not supposed to laugh when they say and do naughty things, but man, oh man.  We nearly peed our pants over that one! lol