Daddy Daycare

Christian and I are trying to coordinate our work schedules and do without the expense of childcare.  After you read the following story and get clean pants from laughter, you might volunteer to watch my children.  LOL

I received the following e-mail from Christian while at work;

Well... LOL... I'm just getting calmed down. I just about threw Daisy out the window... let me tell you about the events that have occurred over the last hour. First... maybe the fiber one bar wasn't such a good idea for Isla or maybe she's sick (I'll keep an eye on her) but she puked up her fiber one bar and milk on the toy box downstairs. I got her cleaned up and went back up to work. I then discovered that my phone isn't working. I can't look at email or make any outgoing calls. The trackpad isn't working and I've restarted it like 5 times with no luck.



Then within 30 minutes Eden calls up and says "Isla pooped". I tell her I'll be down in a minute to change her. Before 10 more minutes passed Eden yells up "Daisy peed in the floor". I run down to find not only has Daisy peed in the floor but she has chewed through Isla's poopy diaper THROUGH HER CLOTHES! So she's got poop all over her clothes and there's poop covered gel things from the diaper all over the floor. I put Daisy in her crate, put paper towels down on the pee and start to change Isla's mangled diaper.


Isla won't stop grabbing at her butt. It's the worst she's ever done... just keeps grabbing her butt and then keeps trying to put her hands in her mouth as I'm changing the diaper. As this is going on Eden is saying "the Wii remote isn't working". I get the new diaper on and get Isla's hands washed and get her wiped down. As I'm going to throw the diaper away Isla picks up the paper towels saturated with Daisy's pee so I have to run back, put her down, wipe her down again and wash her hands again.

I get the pee soaked up give the wipes to Eden and tell her to keep them from Isla while I'm throwing the poopy diaper away. As I'm heading to throw the diaper away Eden calls "Daddy! Isla's getting the wipes!" to which I reply "That's why I told you to keep them away from her!"

I just got done vacuuming up the gel things up from the floor and replacing the batteries in the Wii remote. We're going to have some lunch and Isla will take a nap.

Daisy WILL NOT be allowed to be in the living room with the girls without my supervision ANYMORE!!


Just thought I'd share that fun little story.


Love you!

All I have to say is that I'm glad he's still in good spirits and calling it a "fun little story".  LOL.  I've gone ahead and called our sitter for tomorrow...for both his sanity, Daisy's life, and the well-being of my poor children.